OjoDePez v2.0

9 Marzo 2012

OjoDePez v2.0 #17 – especial “Muertes ridículas”

Archivado en: Números — Etiquetas: , , , , — na_th_an @ 12:54 pm

Editorial

portaduelaTodo el mundo tiene que morirse. Empezar la editorial con un ranciofacts es un ranciofacts en sí mismo, pero bueno. La cosa es que cuando uno se muere, siempre espera que sea algo épico. No sé, salvando a una colonia de gatitos de morir aplastada por una apisonadora, por ejemplo. O evitando que un rascacielos aplaste la sede del imserso. O, no sé, parando con tu cuerpo la bala que iba dirigida al presidente (el de este país no, que no entran ganas). La putada de morirse es cuando se hace de un modo indigno… o simplemente demasiado fácil. Ridículo. Si uno va a morirse, quiere pompa. Una banda sonora de John Williams. Explosiones, o al menos efectos de luz. Cámara lenta. Gente diciendo ¡¡NUUUOOOOOOooooooowww!! (en cámara lenta). Pero esto pasa muy pocas veces. La mayoría de las veces, te mueres de forma no natural de una manera bastante estúpida. “Pobre, no vio el tren de mercancías mientras cagaba en la vía”. “Pobre, se atragantó con un quico”. “Pobre, confundió su medicina con nitroglicerina”… Para todos ellos, moridores ridículos, hemos preparado este número que esperemos que os de mucha risa.

Queremos presentar, además, a un nuevo colaborador que se una a la siempre creciente familia ojodepecera. ¡Bienvenido, Bonifacio! Y como se estila estrenarse con un doblete, lo tenéis abriendo y cerrando este número.

Firmado: el ensamblador de bombas resfriado.

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